Just William and the Summer of Love
If the various-era versions of Just William had grown up, what would they have got up to?
20s William... grows up and joins the RAF, fights in WWII, becomes a nazi spy and is executed for crimes against humanity.
Title: William the War Criminal
30s William... runs away to seek his fortune in the bright lights of Hollywood in the 1940s, gets a job as an animator at the Walt Disney studios and is responsible for lots of subliminal phalluses in Disney films.
Title: William Does Disney
1940s William...becomes a Communist in the 50s, defects to Russia, and gets to live out his childhood definition of Communism, ie, "making things better by taking everyone's money off of them and then killing them" (or words to that effect).
Title: William and the Warsaw Pact
1950s William...joins the Beatles in the 60s and gets shot shortly afterwards because he's such a big-headed cock.
Title: William's Greatest Fan
1960s William...grows up to be a Tory and joins Margaret Thatcher's government in his late 20s... until he's disgraced publically by the discovery of his torrid affair with a rent boy.
Title: William and Rough Trade
20s William... grows up and joins the RAF, fights in WWII, becomes a nazi spy and is executed for crimes against humanity.
Title: William the War Criminal
30s William... runs away to seek his fortune in the bright lights of Hollywood in the 1940s, gets a job as an animator at the Walt Disney studios and is responsible for lots of subliminal phalluses in Disney films.
Title: William Does Disney
1940s William...becomes a Communist in the 50s, defects to Russia, and gets to live out his childhood definition of Communism, ie, "making things better by taking everyone's money off of them and then killing them" (or words to that effect).
Title: William and the Warsaw Pact
1950s William...joins the Beatles in the 60s and gets shot shortly afterwards because he's such a big-headed cock.
Title: William's Greatest Fan
1960s William...grows up to be a Tory and joins Margaret Thatcher's government in his late 20s... until he's disgraced publically by the discovery of his torrid affair with a rent boy.
Title: William and Rough Trade
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